Alright, so you've stumbled across my site, one way or another. Perhaps my total awsome-ness was pulling you here, or maybe one of your dipshit friends told you about it, or maybe being the midgit killing bastard I am, I forced you here with my metephorical sawed off shotguns. Either way, your here. And that means that for the next few hours, (or how ever long your mommy lets you stay online in her basement tieing up the phone line with your 28k modem) your mine. Look around and you'll find a collection of my comics, hatefull rants, games, and whatever else I decide to stick up here. So make yourself at home, and remember that I can see you.
What?
Oh right, Im supposed to put comics here!
Okay, check it, this is "Roll Call". I own it.
I own everything about it. I own you. But thats
beside the point. The point being that if you steal
these, you will face some horrible fate which I dont
feel like writing out right now. Im also hosting these
seperatly from my webpage to avoid using whatever limit
I have to abide by untill I feel like paying for it.
This is the first season of Roll Call.
It looks like it was made by a retarded
12 year old, and thats because it was.
Im posting this for plot purposes only.
I personally suggest skipping over it.
Episode 1- Now shown due to suckiness
Episode 2- White Rice- Get it? He's Asian! =D
Episode 3-Assault- If you walk away with one thing today, let it be that pain is funneh.
Episode 4-Oprah- God I hate that bitch. I aughta punch her in her oversized man ovaries.
Episode 5-Jesse's Wrath- Dont fuck with asian kids
Episode 6-Garden Gnomes- Reading this is a form of masochism
Episode 8-Fighter- Fighter belongs to Square, and so on, and so forth.
Episode 9-Accusations- I didnt have photoshop back then....or basic MS Paint skills
Episode10-It landed on Guilty- Cause I didnt want to portray rape in a sprite comic
Episode11-Da Prison Life- Ever seen a 14 year old with a beard? Today's your lucky day!
Episode12-Revenge- Alternate titles include "Vengance" and "Captain Kerry goes to Blood Camp"
Episode 13-Dance Your Pants Off- Admit it, you love me.
Episode14-Sesame Street Revelations- Fuck Elmo!
Episode15-The Curse- Bobby looks like a monkey
Episode16-No Evil- Thats right. Thats an oven. Thats right. Inside a tent.
Episode 17- Not shown due to suckiness
Episode 19- Not Shown due to laziness
That wraps up the first, horrible season.
Up next is season 2. It doesnt suck as bad!
=O
Episode20-A New Era-I love that box
Episode21-Super Awsome Roll Call Squad-Master Cheif belongs to Bungie, and so on, and so forth.
Episode22-New Backgrounds that dont suck-This episodes sucks big floppy donkey balls.
Episode23-A Formal Apology-The last episode deserves it.
Episode24-MAH HEAD ON FIRE!-Twice now.
Episode25-I hate gnomes-I aughta punch 'em in there miniature gnome ovaries.
Episode26-LSD- ORDER! Order in the panels!
Episode27-Catching You Up-Photobucket Resized this...fuck the blind!
Episode28-Return Of Fighter-Im supposed to credit someone for these sprites....meh. Either way, they came from the spriter's resource.
Episode29-Emergance-Blackheart plays satan! =O
Episode30-Escape-Get it? Plot hole?
Episode31-To Make Haste-Its fun to make fun of Kerry's limited education!
Episode32-Dustin Owns a Gun-cant...think...
Episode33-Walgreens-Were you expecting that?
Episode34-Acid-This episode sucks Montana.
Episode35-Hot Hobo Love-Hobo's touchin eachother. Great fun it is.
Episode36-Icicle Bob-Icicle Bob is copyright Icicle Bob.
Episode37-Im Really Pushing That T Rating-Did I mention this was rated T?
Episode38-Funsaver-Memories last until you get smacked in the head with a brick, pictures last a lifetime.
Episode39-EXTREEMLAWSUITE-TO THE MAXX!
Episode40-Walgreen's revisited-This shitty flash goop features the voice of the real Dustin.
Episode41-Unemployed-I could use some cheap wine right about now...
Episode42-Lawthor-Wario Ware guy belongs to nintendo....I think.
Episode43-Robbie-Robbie's first appearance!
And so ends Season 2. Stay tuned....or whatever, for season three. Coming late August!
Drop me a line at JigenNinja@gmail.com